Battle of the Brainless

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Q: What is the national Bird of the Philippines?
Clue: It’s name starts with the letter “M” (Maya).
A: Manok
Q: Hindi, brown ang kulay nito.
A: manok na pinirito.
Q: Hindi, mas maliit pa dyan.
A: Maggi chicken cube.

Q: Saan tayo madalas pumunta pag summer upang maligo?
Clue: Nagsisimula sa letter “B” (Beach).
A: Banyo.
Q: Hindi, pag pumunta ka doon naarawan ka.
A: Bubong.
Q: Hindi, pag nandoon ka na marami kang makikitang babae na naka-bikini.
A: Beerhouse!

Q: What is the national flower of the philippines?
Clue: It starts with the letter “S” (Sampaguita).
A: Sunflower.
Q: Hindi, binebenta ito sa kalye.
A: Stork.
Q: Hindi, bulaklak sabi, eh.
A: sitsarong bulaklak!
Q: hindi pa rin. Ang ending nya ay letrang “A”.
A: Sitsarong bulaklak na may suka.
Q: O, para madali ha, uulitin ko ang clues at dadagdagan ko pa: pangalan ng bulaklak na nag-sisimula sa letter”S”, nag-tatapos sa letter “A” at kapangalan ito ng isang sikat na singer.
A: Si Sharon Cuneta!

Q: Sino ang kauna-unahang chess grandmaster of Asia?
Clue: Kapangalan nya ang tao ng chess (Eugene Torres).
A: Carole King.
Q: Hindi, mas mababa sa “King”.
A: Al Quinn.
Q: Hindi, Filipino ang apelyido nya.
A: Armida Siguion-Reyna.
Q: Hindi pa rin, mas mababa pa sa “Reyna”.
A: Bishop Bacani.
Q: Mas mababa pa sa “Bishop”.
A: Johnny midnight “Knight”.
Q: Mas mababa pa sa “Knight”.
A: Jerry Pons (Pawns)?
Q: O ayan ha. Nabanggit mo na ang lahat ng piyesa. Yung kahulihulihang piyesa na lang.
A: Sylvia la Torre!

Q: Sino ang National Hero na naka-picture sa 500-peso bill?
Clue: Ang initials nya ay “N-A” (Ninoy Aquino)
A: Nora Aunor.
Q: Hindi, ang last letter ng kaniyang palayaw ay “Y”.
A: Guy Aunor?
Q: Hindi, dati syang naging Senador.
A: The former Senador Nora Aunor.
Q: Hindi, patay na sya!
A: Patay na pala si Nora Aunor????????

Q: Who is the national Hero of the Philippines?
Clue: Ang initials nya ay “J-R” (Jose Rizal)
A: Jerico Rosales
Q: Hindi, mas maliit sya keysa kay Jerico.
A: Jeric Raval
Q: Mali, isa syang Doktor.
A: Dr. Jeric Raval!!!

Q: Sino ang pumatay kay Magellan?
Clue: Ang initials nya ay “L-L” (Lapu Lapu)
A: Lito Lapid
Q: Hindi, inuulit ang kanyang pangalan.
A: Lito Lito Lapid Lapid!!!!

Q: Ano ang pambansang hayop?
Clue: naguumpisa sa letrang K (Kalabaw)
A: Kuto!!
Q: Mali, Ito ay nakikita sa lupa

A: Kutong Lupa!!!

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